I know what you’re thinking…I was thinking the same thing Tuesday when I learned that May is National Masturbation Month: WTF? Is this a joke?
It’s no joke. Worse, the nation has been come..memorating it for over 15 years. And not once in these 15 years did I receive a Hallmark card in May. Not once!
I know, I know. Masturbation is a very…touchy…topic. But that’s exactly why we should be…excited…to promote this cause by lending a…hand. Believe me, I have no compunction about…spilling…my enthusiasm for this very important effort.
What I find interesting is the event’s….length. Not a day. Not a week. But an entire month!
Maybe it’s good that I’ve found out so late in the month. If I’d learned last month and tried to participate on a daily basis…
During my research, I stumbled across some “records” achieved over the 15 years.
– Female: 6 h, 30 min (Norine Dworkin, San Francisco, 2004)
– Male: 8 h, 30 min !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (San Francisco, 2006)
– Female: 49 (London, 2006)
– Male: 6 (London, 2006)
Notice that no records have been set since 2006. Is the world going…soft? If I were 50 years younger, I’d start training now to try and set a new record next year.
But at least I can make a contribution this month! What about you?